This week’s Illustration Friday topic was SKINNY and in typical form I can’t ever just do something straight and expected. Always with the snarky.

Yes only a show as great as Arrested Development could inspire me to spend this much time on drawing a frozen banana.

Illustration Friday is a weekly pool of people that submit new and old drawings that fall under a random topic. This week’s was FLYING. Brain’s process is as follows.

TITS!

No that’s not flying.

OK well put it on the back burner maybe we can work that in there somehow?

OK OK.

Alright… wings?

Yep that fits.

What about looking up a lady’s skirt?

WHAT is WRONG with you?

I’m just SAYING…

Sigh.

WHAT!?

Do you want to drive?

Yes.

Thought so.

Jill told me about this great site www.illustrationfriday.com where you read what that weeks topic is and unleash whatever bullshit comes to mind. Under the topic of “GERMS” Brain kept going back to how bad the kitchen sponge smells sometimes. And yes it probably looks a lot less fun as this if you really got in there. Larger image if you are interested… http://tinyurl.com/ygepyml

I’m realizing all my interesting stories are when I was younger. I am I boring now? Are stories of house renovation not ones of interest? Are the benefits of reclaimed wood actually a bullet point list of reasons to call me “SIR”?