Take a look at this meal. If this was placed in front of you what would be your first move? It has been my observation that without exception it is the fries. What is the story with that? Did you order fries? No. So why not take a bite of the burger? If your plate was set down and you immediately picked up the burger and started in on it the people around you would say, “WHOA HUNGRY?” like you are an animal. Weird. Why? I ordered this SW chili burger and you ordered that delicious Ruben. Why can’t we dive in immediately? Is that just it? Waiting and eating a fry first is the way to ease into a meal without being ravenous? Would you cease to be a civilized human and drop out of this society by diving into the burger as soon as it gets your table? Seems likely. 

Or could it be something simpler where we are prejudging the burger’s quality by asking the neighbors? Or is it a little appetizer to get things prepped for a full meal?

With all that said one thing remains true. These are questions.

You can be Regis and Stand next to this Ripper
Everybody recognize the Australian Rapper

From the rhymes that I rip there is not relief
From the top of Ayres Rock to the Barrier Reef

Your Rhymes are ok, but my rhymes are better
oh that was cold, Lemme fetch you a sweater

Wash your Bloomin Onion with a Fosters
You don’t get that reference?, Oh well I lost ya

All you little kiwis are just lil fruit
from your fuzzy brown head to your timberland boots

I can see trying but you just can’t harm me
take your shrimp ass back to the Barbi

Those possessions of yours are soon to mine
Oh they’ll be mine soon, just a matter of time

I throw you away, you just can’t hung
But you always come back like a boomerang

Ya nasty little MCs try and slay me
Disc Jocks know better and only play me

Cause I am the dingo that ate your baby
and I am the man who took your lady!